nicolodigenovas:

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The Old Guard Family + popular text posts - part 20⚖️
  
07Aug21reblog
ultrasopp:
“6 immortal warriors vs only 1 bathroom
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ultrasopp:

6 immortal warriors vs only 1 bathroom

  
06Aug21reblog

a cold and deflated souffle and husband!' i mean, i can imageine nicky waiting at home, his poor souffle on his lap as he sits under a single lit lamp, and i cant help but think of that 'am i a joke to you?' meme but nicky saying 'are we a joke to you?' for both him and his poor neglected souffle

- Anonymous

luminarai:

meanwhile in a military high security jail cell somewhere:

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(and yes the shoe phone joe’s holding is a nokia, that thing will outlive all of them)

part the first

  
20Jul21reblog

luminarai:

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nicky of course doesn’t actually care about the illegal part but if they get caught they’ll be late for dinner and he’s making cheese soufflés. time is critical, booker, chop chop

  
20Jul21reblog

darc-la-farse:

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I just think they’re neat 🥺

  
20Apr21reblog

luminarai:

luminarai:

an anon once suggested this scenario to me and of course there’s no way that nicky would give up any chance at all to hold his husband’s hand (and even though that’s not what joe meant he’s certainly not complaining)

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10Apr21reblog

luminarai:

local immortal not impressed by sassy morning person husband

  
25Mar21reblog

luminarai:

Nile is like ‘oh I know a place’ and takes them all to goddamn therapy 

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18Mar21reblog

jcksonmaine:

old husbands nonsense part two: electric boogaloo 

  
17Mar21reblog

valleybeyond:

the old guard really said if you bury our gays they are coming back to kill you

  
28Feb21reblog

highbeeans:

Joe saw the little dog keychain in a claw machine and decided he MUST get it for Nicky. it only took him 83 times.

They named him Panpan because he is bread. 🥖🥖🥖

  
24Feb21reblog

luminarai:

they’re all idiots (except fettuccine the cat)

  
31Jan21reblog

toneelspeelster:

sonnet xvii (i do not love you), by pablo neruda. selected by marwan kenzari. 

  
28Jan21reblog