marisatomay:

diversity win! this fictional character is gay in my brain

:

*drinking a gigantic cup of iced coffee on an empty stomach* i wonder if anyone’s ever yearned for me

podencos:

teaboot:

Old man insults are wild. “Slut”, “Whore”, “Dumb Bitch”….. Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

yellowwperil:

girl help i’m being forced to work @ my job

revolutionarygays:

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

olreid:

link to tweet: (x)

halcionic:

which planet are you?

of-foolish-and-wise:

pleased to learn that Miyazaki and I have the same creative process

mycupofstars:

elletromil:

I know it’s like one of the most common writer’s problem, but titling fics is hard

Just start numbering them like composers used to.  “Fanfic 24 in H/C Major”

aelenko:

being a writer is just like *idea* *imposter syndrome* *fear of people reading your work* *fear of people Not reading your work* *a single aesthetic* *idea*

starsinursa:

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

antichrister:

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me: