thewriterswitch:

Me: Opens document with unfinished writing

Me: Yep, it still exists *closes document*

jewfrogs:

i see a man wearing nail polish and i have to avert my eyes lest my gaze become lustful

aangusmcdonald:

whats ur sign and ur opinion on sleeping naked

eelizabit:

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

clown-academy:

as a lesbian i’m outraged about how many uquizzes right now are simply forcing me to choose men so instead why don’t you find out which niche studio ghibli trope you are :)

lifegod:

reading fanfiction is like. you are misinterpreting this character incorrectly. i am also misinterpreting them but i’m doing it the correct and sexy way. you dont know him like i know him

lesbianrey:

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

disc80s:

slightly touches men’s lower back when waking past them to feminize them

ch3123a:

tfw-adhd:

sleepypd:

do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying

deluded-destiel-nutter:

certified-gay-disaster:

Why do I have to pick one name. Why can’t I have dozens of names that people use interchangeably like I’m some kind of ancient wizard

tiktoksthataregood-ish: