spideyboypeteyparker:

peterquillapologist:

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

Thor ghost wrote this

blackgillbates:

andy samberg being almost 40 is proof that when white people stay in they lane they get the gift of not aging at the speed of light

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

captnadorable:

I never understand how people find celebrities at the airport, I can barely find my mother at the supermarket. what the fuck.

writterings:

reasons why mihashi ren is the most relatable sports anime protagonist:

• smol
  
• always nervous
  
• cries a lot
  
• overshares
  
• has anxiety and issues with self-worth
  
• feeds off of validation and reassurance
• falls slightly in love with anyone who shows him kindness
• kinda gay
  
• sometimes makes this face:

jaslco:

honestly i’ve gotta give rick riordan credit where credit is due because it is pretty cool how a random generation of like 12-20 year olds is just filled with random unnecessary knowledge about mythology

shwagerr:

If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

thetoxiczombie:

“I work alone” Batman says as he’s followed by a small army of children and half the Justice League.

averagefairy:

dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late

mistercoventry:

*rubs my gay little hands all over your favorite tv show* does this upset u