A COUPLE MONTHS AGO MY MOM TRIED TO GET ME TO APPLY TO TD BANK. I SAID NOOO BECAUSE BANKS GET ROBBED ALL THE TIME AND SHE TOLD ME I WAS JUST BEING DRAMATIC AND THAT THAT IS A CLICHE AND TO JUST APPLY TO A DAMN JOB. SO I JUST GOT HOME AND TURNED ON THE TV AND THE FIRST THING ON THE NEWS? THE SAME BANK SHE WANTED ME TO APPLY TO WAS JUST ROBBED BY A CRAZY DUDE THAT THE POLICE HAD TO CHASE DOWN ON THE HIGHWAY. I JUST TURNED TO MY MOM AND SAID: BOOYAH.

 
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